Hottest Roast Challenge of the Week

Round 1:

Marcus: You make onions cry.
Tasha: There’s something on your cheek… no, the bottom one.

Round 2:

Marcus: You’re like a math problem—nobody wants to deal with you.
Tasha: You bring everyone down—like gravity, but less useful.

Round 3:

Marcus: You have something on your face… oh wait, that’s just your face.
Tasha: Your personality is like WiFi—weak and unstable.

Round 4:

Marcus: You’re the reason warning labels exist.
Tasha: You couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

Round 5:

Marcus: You look like your dreams came from a clearance bin.
Tasha: You’re not stupid—you just have really bad luck thinking.

Round 6:

Marcus: Your birth certificate is an apology letter.
Tasha: You’re like a phone with no signal—useless and frustrating.

Round 7:

Marcus: You’re like a participation trophy—no one really wanted you.
Tasha: You talk a lot for someone who’s so often wrong.

Round 8:

Marcus: You’re the human version of a software crash.
Tasha: Even your shadow leaves when things get hard.

Round 9:

Marcus: You’ve got a face for radio—and a voice for silence.
Tasha: If I had a dollar for every smart thing you’ve said, I’d still be broke.

Round 10:

Marcus: Your jokes are like your hairline—receding fast.
Tasha: You’re like expired milk—nobody wants you and you smell weird.

Round 11:

Marcus: If stupidity was a sport, you’d be the MVP.
Tasha: You’re so fake, even Barbie feels real next to you.

Round 12:

Marcus: Your brain has too many tabs open—and none are loading.
Tasha: You couldn’t find your way out of a wet paper bag with a map.

Round 13:

Marcus: You glow… like a microwave with something wrong inside.
Tasha: You sound like a ringtone from 2005 trying to give a TED Talk.

Round 14:

Marcus: If you were any slower, you’d be in reverse.
Tasha: You’re like a reboot nobody asked for—worse than the original.

Round 15:

Marcus: Even your echo ignores you.
Tasha: You’re like a bad WiFi signal—always dropping people.

Round 16:

Marcus: You’re like a seatbelt on a rollercoaster of nonsense.
Tasha: If being wrong was a talent, you’d have a Grammy.

Round 17:

Marcus: You’re not even worth the roast calories.
Tasha: You talk like you’re buffering in real life.

Round 18:

Marcus: You have the emotional depth of a kiddie pool.
Tasha: You should try stand-up comedy—backwards and off a stage.

Round 19:

Marcus: You bring as much energy as a dead phone battery.
Tasha: You’re the plot twist no one wanted and everyone saw coming.

Round 20:

Marcus: You’re like autocorrect—always messing things up.
Tasha: Your brain called—it’s on vacation and not coming back.

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