He Won’t Let Me Use a Spoon in His House

Tesla JuniorMay 9, 2025

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Anonymous message — He is too Big: I can't Handle it Anymore.

I’ve been dating this guy for four months now. He’s sweet, thoughtful, and makes amazing lasagna. But here’s the thing…

He refuses to let me use a spoon in his house.

I’m not joking.

The first time it happened, I thought he was being playful. I reached for a spoon to eat some yogurt and he gently took it from me and handed me a fork. I laughed. He didn’t.

He said and I quote “I just don’t like spoons being used casually. They’re for serious meals only.”

What is a serious meal, you ask? According to him: cereal, soup, and “emergency ice cream after bad news.” Yogurt doesn’t qualify. Oatmeal is a maybe.

I thought it was a weird joke at first, but nope. Every time I try to use a spoon for something he deems unworthy, he either stops me or silently replaces it with a fork. He even said, “Why don’t you just adapt?” Like I’m applying for citizenship in Spoonless Nation.

Don’t get me wrong, he’s great in many ways. But I feel like I’m losing small daily battles in this relationship. Over cutlery.

Now I’m wondering… is this just a harmless quirk, or an early red flag?

Be honest:
Is this the kind of man I’ll wake up next to in 10 years, arguing over whether our kids deserve ladles?
Or am I just being dramatic?

What do you think?

Drop your thoughts in the comments. I need clarity (and a spoon).

Anonymous Message Wrap Up.

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